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So have you ever had one of those days where you wake up and you find out that you’re being flown out to New York? Yea me either until the other day. I’m so stoked, it’s almost making me clinically insane. I get to be with my very lovely girlfriend Jessie Lee on her birthday!! Words cannot express how excited I am to get cuddly time with this lady. And thank you to the super awesome dude who is making this happen!!! I don’t think I can give enough thanks to even express how appreciative I am.

I promise to take lots of pictures for you guys, so that I’ll have some neat blogs for you to drool over. And since I’ll be gone for a bit, I know I won’t be on Sinister. I don’t leave till the 23rd of this month so I’m going to try really hard these next couple weeks to get on a lot so you guys can get your fill of me before I deprive you completely!! But don’t worry, there are a lot of hot girls on there that can keep you company while I’m gone. If you haven’t signed up, I suggest that you do so!

I decided to not do the center part anymore. May it rest in peace.

Also, does anyone else suck at Loteria? Or Bingo? I suck at this game. And Bingo. Or any game that requires more luck than actual skill.

My next blog is going to be about some content I’ve created for when my site is members only. So if you are a future member of the cool kids club, then you might want to check that out.

You stay classy, internet!!
xoxo
JT

Some things make me very happy. The reasons remain totally unclear, even to myself. Unfortunately for my twitter followers, this makes the understanding of my tweets very complicated. I went on a bear rampage recently. Mostly because of this semi-old meme I’d forgotten about, based on those stupid piracy warnings at the beginning of DVDs. Well I put in a DVD before I started camming tonight and that little public service announcement came on, completely resurrecting my love for the meme.

In case you HAVEN’T seen this meme, here it is. You’re probably not laughing as hard as I am right now.

Anyway, because the laughter never ends for me, on the search for this image, something BEAUTIFUL happened…

I’m sure you can only imagine the pure joy bursting out of my soul when this occurred.  I squealed with pure delight when I saw that this was the very first result to show up.  Delight. DELIGHT.

This quickly turned into an iwrestledabearonce pun. But that’s another story.

Ok I’ll post some tits since I feel like that’s what a vast majority of you are here for. However please note that I’m not wearing a stitch of makeup in this picture so… be kind.

I took this in my totally scary hotel room in South San Francisco (I’m cheap, stfu). And by SSF I don’t mean the semi-decent Daly City area, I mean the totally sketchy industrial part of SSF where the airport is. I swear to god the entire town smelt like whisky. I had awesome people harassing me whenever I made the (poor) decision to exit my room. Also, their elevator traumatized me. I don’t even want to talk about the elevator. I took the stairs, thank you very much.

I am by no means a prissy gal. I’ve stayed in my share of seedy motels. But this one had an unshakable aura about it that forced me into hitting the road at 3am just so I could get the fuck out of there. I offered a friend butt sex so that I’d have someone to protect me and keep me company but he declined. I think I just need to hire a body guard. Yeup. I’m gonna go with that.

What what? In the butt. I took these one morning after I had to get up earlier than usual to take care of some phone calls. So I decided, why not take some pictures?! And so I did.

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xoxo

JT

I took these a week or two ago before I got on cam on Sinister. I decided to rock the red lipstick and my awesome leg warmers. Hope you didn’t miss it, but in case you did, here’s a sneak peak!!

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xoxo
JT

This is from a few nights ago, when I was taking a break from being on Sinister Cams. I’ll be on again tonight so you all should keep an eye out for me!!
Yea there’s no real rhyme or reason for anything going on in these pictures. Randomosity.

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I’m going to be putting together my first video today for the site. I’m really excited to do this!! I have so many ideas rolling about in my head, I can’t wait to share with you all.

xoxo
JT